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Egg Noodles

January 3, 2009 15:51 by C_Patrick

Now, before you go getting all “Oh, I don't like egg drop noodles” or “Oh, I love egg drop noodles,” it would be best to keep in mind that these noodles are NOT egg drop noodles, and are likely a bit different than most any others that you've had, too. They're lusher, thicker, juicier, and in all other ways a tastier noodle than you're likely to get with your soup at a Chinese restaurant. That's because these aren't Chinese at all. They're purely Midwestern. Enjoy them as such.

What you'll need (the dry stuff):

1 cup flour

¼ tsp baking powder

What you'll need (the damp stuff):

1 large egg (or two small ones will do if your beak is to the gravel, so to speak)

1 Tbl oil (cooking, not automotive)

1 Tbl water

What to do next:

Fluff the baking powder together with the flour and set that aside for a moment. Beat all of the wet ingredients together and then add them to the dry stuff (which means you'll have to go find where you put it when you set it aside. Try the bathtub). Work it all together until it becomes a doughy ball of dough. Roll your doughy ball out flat on a floured counter (that's so it doesn't stick, y'know). It should be pretty flat. I mean, really...it should be flat. This stuff will poof up later when you cook it, so unless you want noodle tubes, go with thinner-is-better.

Once you've got that worked out, let it dry. After it's dried you can use this handy noodle-cutting trick: roll the dough up and slice it into strips like you would a loaf of bread (but thinner -- see above).

Now that you have a bunch of noodle strings, feed them slowly into about a quart of boiling chicken or beef broth (chicken is best). Yeah, I know, I should have told you about the broth up in the Damp Stuff section, but then you might have mixed it in with the eggs and such and that would have just been messy. This will teach you to read the whole recipe before beginning.

Cover your noodles and broth and stir occasionally (take the cover off to stir, duh) until they're tender. Then you can eat them. Probably with the chicken that you had to cook in order to get the broth.

Makes enough for 2 people. Four times this much has fed 10 people at Thanksgiving.

P.S.: these noodles are supposed to absorb all the salt they need from the broth, but if you want to add a tsp or so to the dry mix, I won't stop you.

Enjoy.


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